Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
420 ftw
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
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