She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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