Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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