If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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