i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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