It's Friday. Sex?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
