is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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