She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Do plants get herpes?
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