10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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