well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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