Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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