My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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