garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
