I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just saw a hot homeless man
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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