no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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