This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
zippers are such a cool invention
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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