Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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