like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
either way he was missing a nipple.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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