dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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