i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
