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  It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.

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• the fact that you really said realsies makes ME happy you didnt get pregnant. we have enough dumbasses gettin knocked up as it is

  Submitted by FuckYoOpinion89 on Feb 10, 12 at 4:29pm

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  • I think low Mact ans sat should come with a IUD

    Submitted by Malicius on Feb 10, 12 at 8:16pm

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  • Makes me think she's in Jr High still.

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Feb 11, 12 at 6:16pm

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• There's going to be a bun in her easy bake oven soon enough.

  Submitted by porksword on Feb 10, 12 at 4:38pm

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  • Mmm.

    Submitted by Thatzwhatshesaid on Feb 11, 12 at 5:58am

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• You'll be pregnant for realsies by tomorrow, though, don't worry.

  Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Feb 10, 12 at 4:02pm

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• Something tells me this pregnancy scare will come up again shortly. Slut.

  Submitted by dmoney1234 on Feb 10, 12 at 3:53pm

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• Yeah have a party for not being pregnant then fuck more guys at the party. Dumb bitch

  Submitted by rich_nasty on Feb 10, 12 at 7:37pm

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• Celebratory party again next month.

  Submitted by Nytshayd on Feb 10, 12 at 4:03pm

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• Common example that chicks will always go for the jerks in life, then get knocked up and spend the rest of her life bitching about how her "baby daddy" isn't paying for hold support so she'll just find some poor smuck who will take her and her bastard child in to raise the kid as their own while dealing the kid's dad. Yeah real great!

  Submitted by dyslxikmusician1 on Feb 11, 12 at 4:30am

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• You got an Easy Bake Oven that can fuck? I missed that model!!

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 10, 12 at 5:29pm

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  • All those people making erotic cakes had to learn somewhere.

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Feb 11, 12 at 3:49am

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• A hoe on a mission...for realsies!!

  Submitted by mobprincess on Feb 10, 12 at 6:38pm

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• If you know u arent pregnant for realsies, wont that be a messy celebratory party?

  Submitted by oldstylin on Feb 10, 12 at 10:20pm

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• you would think she would have learned the first time

  Submitted by ssjx7squall on Feb 10, 12 at 8:38pm

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• Way to go, Santa Rosa/Petaluma.

  Submitted by cpt_obvious on Feb 10, 12 at 11:04pm

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• Just remember pregnancy is like rehab..... No no no

  Submitted by Malicius on Feb 10, 12 at 8:18pm

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• Another slut back on the market... WINNING !!

  Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Feb 11, 12 at 3:09am

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• anybody else read that top line as it was the best pregnant I got since I was 5? lmao

  Submitted by vicious_vamp on Feb 10, 12 at 4:24pm

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  • um no

    Submitted by Kevin201 on Feb 10, 12 at 5:22pm

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