you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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