New invention idea: vibrating tampons
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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