I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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