My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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