that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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