New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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