nut hugger
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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