Me. At least after what I've been through.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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