I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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