Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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