People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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