I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Semen is not good for contacts.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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