do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
