the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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