is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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