Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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