I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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