Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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