ADVERTISEMENT

• (435): View more from Utah

  I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.

  Fav 13 2929 1020

  share tweet
  

Comments

You must be Logged in to post a comment

• Scrambled eggs cook really fast. Way to please there, quick dick.

  Submitted by W_T_F on Jun 23, 11 at 1:08pm

  118 90

  Reply Report

• Scrambled eggs, smoked sausage, clam dip, and a nice tossed salad?

  Submitted by porksword on Jun 23, 11 at 12:36pm

  116 115

  Reply Report

• This is one of the only times while stoned you should hope that food didn't turn out well

  Submitted by Phys on Jun 23, 11 at 12:37pm

  89 72

  Reply Report

• How long does it take to cook eggs, like 45 seconds?!

  Submitted by Nicole170 on Jun 23, 11 at 1:59pm

  99 107

  Reply Report

• As long as they're not fertilized.

  Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 23, 11 at 12:42pm

  90 100

  Reply Report

• If only the Food Network channel needed pornstars in the mix...

  Submitted by soccer360 on Jun 23, 11 at 3:25pm

  84 92

  Reply Report

• Why wasn't she cooking the eggs?

  Submitted by e3super on Jun 23, 11 at 3:54pm

  104 133

  Reply Report

  • awful, but made me LOL

    Submitted by grenadewizard on Jun 23, 11 at 5:40pm

    77 120

    Reply Report

  • LMFAO . Women should be doing the cooking .

    Submitted by Melliiiraee69 on Jul 2, 11 at 8:32pm

    68 91

    Reply Report

• I was just saying yesterday how amazing that would be, only not stoned.

  Submitted by mazerati on Jun 23, 11 at 11:51am

  77 107

  Reply Report

• Pretty impressive i wonder how the eggs turned out lol

  Submitted by kittykatluvr3195 on Jun 23, 11 at 12:17pm

  70 104

  Reply Report

  • I guess they'll find out in about nine months.

    Submitted by gunsnammo on Jun 23, 11 at 3:20pm

    81 93

    Reply Report

    • you sir, are a champion.

      Submitted by sparky42 on Jun 23, 11 at 5:18pm

      80 92

      Reply Report