i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Randomize
