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Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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