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  If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.

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• Stolen from a standup bit by Daniel Tosh

  Submitted by cancerkid on May 13, 13 at 11:07am

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• But you have to take your pants all the way off

  Submitted by iso on May 13, 13 at 1:18pm

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• um yeah, and this person used it correctly. they're saying they'd rather take a shower after shitting, rather than take a shit after showering. which is completely understandable. i don't understand where you think they went wrong.

  Submitted by baumee on May 14, 13 at 7:58pm

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• At least you can sit backwards on the toilet and eat a bowl of puffins though

  Submitted by Phys on May 13, 13 at 11:08am

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• Sometimes I can't come up with my own jokes either.

  Submitted by jake695 on May 14, 13 at 12:56pm

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• Daniel Tosh rip off.

  Submitted by Ballgame82 on Dec 12, 13 at 12:15am

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• It's much better to take a post shit shower. Don't even bother about wiping. Just flush and then hope in the shower and get clean. Then you're all good. And a morning shit is a great way to start the day. It's just behind morning sex and a morning BJ

  Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 13, 13 at 10:56pm

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  • post means after. idiot.

    Submitted by hahayoureugly on May 14, 13 at 8:59am

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