what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Randomize
