Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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