if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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