Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
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