It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
No subtext here. People are naked.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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