i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Randomize
