we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Duck Duck Cougar?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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