yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
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