I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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