8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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