in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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