if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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