Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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