i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Come share oat with me in your robe
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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