I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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