kristin has been a bad kristin
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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